What Movie Is This Line From?

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Bevee-from-the-Levee

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"What am I working on? Uhh... I'm working on something that will change the world, and human life as we know it."
"It wants to... turn me into something else. That's not too terrible is it? Most people would give anything to be turned into something else."
 

blunthead

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"I dunno know what to do with this guy... He's an Irishman who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and doesn't chase dames. He's a grand knight in the Knights of Columbus, and he only goes out to play faro. Sometimes plays 15 or 20 hours at a time, just him against the house."
 

Lord Tyrion

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"You're gay, now?"
"No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate."
"I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now.""
"You're gay for saying that."
"I'm gay for saying that?"
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How? How do you know I'm gay?"
"Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts."
"You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more."
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?"
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How?"
"You like Coldplay."
 

Angelo Bottigliero

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I'm guessing this will be an easy one:

General: "Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!"
[all the African American members put up their hands including C.]
General: "You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
C.: "Hey, wait a minute..."
General: "Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?"
[all the White soldiers raise their hands]
General: "Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?"
[C. raises his hand]
General: "Yes Soldier?"
C.: "Haven't you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
General: "I don't listen to hip-hop!"
 

Lord Tyrion

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I'm guessing this will be an easy one:

General: "Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!"
[all the African American members put up their hands including C.]
General: "You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
C.: "Hey, wait a minute..."
General: "Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?"
[all the White soldiers raise their hands]
General: "Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?"
[C. raises his hand]
General: "Yes Soldier?"
C.: "Haven't you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
General: "I don't listen to hip-hop!"

lol. I want to see if anyone else knows what movie it is. Haven't seen this in ages.
 

Lord Tyrion

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"You're gay, now?"
"No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate."
"I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now.""
"You're gay for saying that."
"I'm gay for saying that?"
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How? How do you know I'm gay?"
"Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts."
"You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more."
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?"
"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How?"
"You like Coldplay."

"Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25?"
"I'm 40."
"Holy ****, man, you got to get on that!"