Why do I need to apologize for what I did in my wife’s dream last night?
Thoughts on marriage
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Never agree to preheat the oven for your wife between 3pm and 4pm. Time will only get you into trouble.
i need more info.... what did you do this time?
LOL. I don't know. Men, for some unknown reason, are expected to be mind-readers.
Because you're a smart fellow. Go ahead and get yourself forgiven for something you didn't even do, so that you two can get on with your day.
You should have been like....... "yeeeeah, i'm sorry about that. Astral projection was never my strong point."
Then I'll hear 'You're just saying that to shut me up.' It's a no-win situation.
The doghouse is rather cold this time of year.
Just say sorry and move on with your day.
Move on with my day? I'll be paying for whatever I did for months.
I've come to believe you should never marry someone before you’ve seen them step on a Lego.
I'm on your wife's side. That was disgusting! How could you ever think of inspiring her to dream that!
Let me in on the secret... What was it I did?
I mean... She makes me sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door. She says that way if we have an intruder I'm killed first. How much more can true love get?
This is why SwiftDogs don’t get married!
I get into enough trouble in the waking world. Having to apologize to someone for something I did in a dream is a whole level of crazy I’m not equipped to deal with!
I get into enough trouble in the waking world. Having to apologize to someone for something I did in a dream is a whole level of crazy I’m not equipped to deal with!
Oh, that’s just one of the little things. There are a whole bunch of unwritten rules married guys need to understand and live by in order to survive.
Such as...
- If a man asks what is wrong and the wife says "nothing," don’t ever, EVER, believe it.
- Crying is an acceptable form of blackmail the wife utilizes.
- If you fail to understand your wife's subtle hints your life is over.
I knew all your posts sounded familiar.
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5a382d50e4b0860bf4aa6070
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5a382d50e4b0860bf4aa6070
Because you should have known better
Me know better? That's a laugh.Because you should have known better
.....and yet we still hopeMe know better? That's a laugh.
