My husband is so soft and tender. The only alpha male side that ever comes out is when a spider is in the house. I want to free it and he tries to be the mighty hunter and kill it.
Thoughts on marriage
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Truer words were never written.
I plead the Fifth.
God’s great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage. ~Mark Twain
What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk? ~Mark Twain
I usually hear 'My husband is an idiot.'
A Fifth of what?I plead the Fifth.
If you are a pot stirrer, then you ask....Are you just now figuring this out? Then, you are on your own. I'm sure you surmised by now that I will stir a pot every once in awhile even if nothing is sticking. BahahaI usually hear 'My husband is an idiot.'
Kids and marriages are crap shoots. If anyone tells you different, they are liars. You have to risk it all to get it all. (By all, I mean the great and the awful) No guarantees up front. Push your chips in and get your ticket punched. Flipside is... I'm glad it's more acceptable to not do either and not be scrutinized.
The first time I saw that was on a post it pad. It said.. Why did the man cross the road? Answer: Why do men do anything?Why ask why?Truer words were never written.
Pleading the ‘Fifth’ is a term here in the US. The Fifth Amendment protects individuals from being forced to incriminate themselves. Incriminating oneself is defined as exposing oneself (or another person) to "an accusation or charge of crime," or as involving oneself (or another person) "in a criminal prosecution or the danger thereof."
Wow, that sounds very lawyerlike. All I meant was a fifth of bourbon or rum or vodka.Pleading the ‘Fifth’ is a term here in the US. The Fifth Amendment protects individuals from being forced to incriminate themselves. Incriminating oneself is defined as exposing oneself (or another person) to "an accusation or charge of crime," or as involving oneself (or another person) "in a criminal prosecution or the danger thereof."
Oh. Well in that case when dealing with loved ones, sometimes one, or two, or all, help... and in mass quantities.
The same thing happened to me once when I was married. The ex got mad at me for committing some transgression in her dream. Knowing her, she probably dreamed I was cheating on her. Yeah right, like anyone else would have had me, even in a dream. Anyway, when she got mad at me and said something about the dream foolishness, I just told her, "Well, baby...I dreamed that I apologized to you for every wrong thing I may or may not have done and promised that it wouldn't happen again." She seemed to be satisfied with that. Or maybe not, since we've been split up for nearly 5 years. 
Indeed. Both could be warranted. I have not imbided in a long time. I am better at getting sick than rocking the hooch. Then, if it was my night, it wasn't for somebody else in the group. Better living through chemistry has always worked for me. A little medicating should be mandatory. Oh yeah, there's that pesky lack of tact thing that I don't care about. LolOh. Well in that case when dealing with loved ones, sometimes one, or two, or all, help... and in mass quantities.
My zodiac sign is Aquarium... and our battle cry is ‘let’s get tanked.’
That is brilliant and priceless. I've said some crazy stuff in my day. The rare argument that I've taken one toke over the line and wound up apologizing even when I started out in the right. I do not ever recall starting one over a dream. That is both brilliant and priceless, too.The same thing happened to me once when I was married. The ex got mad at me for committing some transgression in her dream. Knowing her, she probably dreamed I was cheating on her. Yeah right, like anyone else would have had me, even in a dream. Anyway, when she got mad at me and said something about the dream foolishness, I just told her, "Well, baby...I dreamed that I apologized to you for every wrong thing I may or may not have done and promised that it wouldn't happen again." She seemed to be satisfied with that. Or maybe not, since we've been split up for nearly 5 years.
I used to cry that...but failed to read the fine print that said YOU, my friend, will probably wind up sick. That didn't stop me from giving it my best effort for decades.My zodiac sign is Aquarium... and our battle cry is ‘let’s get tanked.’
Does this ring true?My zodiac sign is Aquarium... and our battle cry is ‘let’s get tanked.’
Well, I do try and save the world on a daily basis. And it's been an uphill battle. But it has garnered me several prestigious accolades, including the Selective Hearing Impairment Award, the Foot-In-Mouth Award, the Head In The Sand Award, the Duct Tape Award, and the coveted Bermuda Triangle Award.
I appreciate you helping me save the world. It is exhausting and nobody seems to want to do it the right way (my way). I reluctantly accepted the FIMA and my husband and I share the SHIA and HISA. I'm not familiar with the Duct Tape or coveted Bermuda Triangle Awards.Well, I do try and save the world on a daily basis. And it's been an uphill battle. But it has garnered me several prestigious accolades, including the Selective Hearing Impairment Award, the Foot-In-Mouth Award, the Head In The Sand Award, the Duct Tape Award, and the coveted Bermuda Triangle Award.