Word Game - Tpbm

[Narvic]

:::examining myself looking for a North Central Positronics stamp:::

TPBM rented their house to a hoarder

 

[blunthead]

I went to see how things were going and there were 12 houses on my property!

TPBM has a nervous tick.

 

[Narvic]

laughing in the face of danger is all well and good until that face is connected to some psychopath!!

TPBM invited the entire neighborhood

 

[blunthead]

My new wife had funny ideas about the honeymoon.

TPBM ate a potato.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

My new wife had funny ideas about the honeymoon.

TPBM ate a potato.

The apple of the earth! And I feel fine!

TPBM has different kites for different wind conditions.

 

[blunthead]

My favorite is the one which won't fly because there's no wind. I hate flying kites.

TPBM is marinating.

 

[Narvic]

just a practice run before the holiday (that venison I had last weekend was so dang good)

TPBM spoke frankly when questioned by the judge

 

[blunthead]

I said, "Judge…is it Earnest? Hi, I'm Frank."

TPBM's cat puked on their keyboard.

 

[Narvic]

this will be a multi-part cleaning process beginning with paper towels

TPBM had the perfect white elephant gift prepared

 

[blunthead]

Then I realized I got my wife's birthday and our anniversary mixed up.

TPBM keeps looking at me.

 

[Narvic]

my avatar was painted by the same guy who did the Elvis where the eyes follow you, nice eh?

TPBM accepted the award

 

[blunthead]

Those Darwinites are nicer than I expected.

TPBM is 208.

 

[Narvic]

and I win the prize!! a Frisbee with a hologram of Princess Leia on it

TPBM forgot his lunch at home

 

[nate_watkins]

And I still haven't matured.

TPBM wants the wrong thing.

 

[blunthead]

But belly buttons are adorable.

TPBM doesn't know the difference.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

But belly buttons are adorable.

TPBM doesn't know the difference.

I swear, I don't, less filling, tastes great...all the same to me.
TPBM is a regular call-in to The Shopping Network.

 

[blunthead]

All my phone friends are rich housewives with nothing to do.

TPBM has a sore throat.

 

[Narvic]

ah well, everyone gets some sort of illness from time to time

TPBM was fascinated by the old subway tunnels

 

[blunthead]

It was just that the sandwich shops were the best.

TPBM craves beef.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

It was just that the sandwich shops were the best.

TPBM craves beef.

Aaaargh! And if it isn't squirming around on the plate, bring her back!
TPBM looks good in a pearl choker.