Saturday, April 2 National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day 2016
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I got jelly on my shopping list to get today!
What do you like better..creamy or crunchy?
What do you like better..creamy or crunchy?
Uhhh, look man, just mash that goober paste with sum nanners-n-bacon, toss in a few bennies for crunchiness, and fry that ol sumb**ch in lard.
Uhhh, look man, just mash that goober paste with sum nanners-n-bacon, toss in a few bennies for crunchiness, and fry that ol sumb**ch in lard.
I gotta toast it. Whatever bread. And put butter on the Peanut butter when melty.
Dab of jelly for health reasons. Gotta get your fruit in.
Dab of jelly for health reasons. Gotta get your fruit in.
I prefer crunchy but I'll take creamy. JIF is the best.
SKIPPY!
No JIF!
My childhood troubles with best friend. Glad we worked it out.
We still don't talk on it.
I think of her every time I pass the rows while shopping. And have a private huff at the JIF.
You have to make a big "S" in the jar when you are the first to open.
No JIF!
My childhood troubles with best friend. Glad we worked it out.
We still don't talk on it.
I think of her every time I pass the rows while shopping. And have a private huff at the JIF.
You have to make a big "S" in the jar when you are the first to open.
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...the big jars of peanut butter are excellent for shipping drugs in......or so the inmates tell me.....
And the prolonged absorption into the bloodstream from the roof of the mouth makes the drugs most effective, and peanut oil combats bloodshot eyes while masking odors in quite an effective, if disgusting, way.
...this is true as well, but what I was riffing on-was scooping a hole in the center of the jar-putting balloons full of dope in them and replacing the PB and smoothing it out.....colored balloons also blend in well with Fruity Pebbles and the like....
This guy is hilarious. I'm guilty of the donut dilemma, lol, but I usually figure out what I want before I go to the counter. I used to get glazed sourcream cake donuts and glazed blueberry cake donuts at Publix. Does Kentucky have Krispy Kreme?
I've seen him live a couple of times, and he's really funny.
I do not eat do-nots often; I think you can get Krispy Kremes at like gas stations here, but we don't have the actual stores. If I'm going to eat a donut, I like cake donuts best, esp cinnamon.
I love that. I like the strawberry, too. My fav is the peanut butter with honey, though.
Crunchy is annoying. It gets between my pearly whites.