Cow Farts.............

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  1. Out of Order
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  2. mustangclaire
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    mustangclaire There's petrol runnin' through my veins.

    That's too funny! I love my beef, but boy do they TRUMP!!! They should install fans.
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  4. Out of Order
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    It's all about ventilation, but will anyone listen??

    No
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  5. Lisey Landon
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    It is a tragedy, but I do admit to giggling about the cause of it...:rolleyes::biggrin-new:
    I had a friend who almost did this to himself, he sure loved making flame farts - until one almost backfired. His behind got a little singed, but it could have been worse if he had ended up in the news "Flatulent man explodes"
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    mustangclaire There's petrol runnin' through my veins.

    What about inventing some sort of contraption where we could HARNESS the power of the cow fart. We could pipe it and use it for all sorts. Harnessing a new energy. God I've just had a "Dragons Den" moment. Cheap fuel for all!! I'm picturing some sort of hose thing, attached to the rump (Rump..... Mmmmmm). And it goes straight into a canister. Methane trapped. Bingo!!!
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    I'm all on board for this.

    Just don't call me if there is a leak......
  8. mustangclaire
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    mustangclaire There's petrol runnin' through my veins.

    Thank Gawd I quit smoking. NO NAKED FLAMES WITHIN A 5 MILE RADIUS!!!
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  10. Walter Oobleck
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    whoa...decisions...continue listening to the Doctor Sleep excerpt...or farting cows...Doctor Sleep...farting cows...

    ...you know what's scairy is that before I read Doctor Sleep, I heard this old buck say "nothing ventured, nothing gained"...I mean he's like almost 90. Moved this porch down to Dollar Bay on a trailer...spooky. The same expression is used in the excerpt and I took note of it when I did actually read the story.
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    :biggrin: Yeah, that's a tough one!
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    Walter Oobleck keeps coming back...or going, and going, and going

    I came across a stack of the Congressional Record in this old shack I purchased with an eye toward winter-work, remodel. From the 30s, the Record, and it was used to insulate the attic of the shack...mouse-eaten and yellowed...it did make for curious reading, members lamenting the "chain-store evil" and what could be done, much as we lament Walmart today, only back in their day, it was Montgomery Ward and Sears Roebuck...or the way that gov't agents started a fire that got out of control, property owners seeking reparation...or the farmers down in Florida, seeking same, when gov't agents tore up their land and crop, looking for an elusive bug. I put it in my basement, the Record, figuring heat rises. But from time to time, I hear this strange thumping down below...figure it is a part on the furnace...but who's to know? Who's to know?
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    One of our political parties once tried to install a Fart Tax in the dairy industry. I sh1t you not.
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  15. GNTLGNT
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    GNTLGNT Idiot in Situ and Unholy Devourer of Cookies

    ...a mere cow fart?...I have video evidence of something much more mega-awesome!!!.....

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