Those "WTF?" moments in life

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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Bostonians never use their turn signals for any reason because that would be giving away your plan to the enemy...

Then when all the really crappy and aggressive drivers get old, most retire here to FL to make life fun for the rest of us...

LOL and I hate the hidden stop lights they have in Boston. It's a lethal game of hide and seek.

(And the road signage in the Miami is no treat either. It really is a WTF moment)

Here you just need to learn how to play "avoid the potholes without running into oncoming traffic."
 

Grandpa

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Mar 2, 2014
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I grew up with a kid, Curt. Our houses were close together, and we played at each other's places a lot. The stories I could tell, and just might someday.

He died when he was 16. I dreamed about him several times after that, and in the dreams, he would tell me he was okay, that things were pretty good where he was. I didn't assume that he was visiting me from the Beyond, although it would be nice to think so. I figured that my grief and unhappiness was translating into this type of dream imagery.

Life moved on. Curt's dad died, and his mom and sister left their house for another place. Meanwhile, I left home, went to college, got a job, left the state, and would sometimes visit back home. It was on one of those visits when my parents hold me that Curt's ghost had been in the house. I was dubious, although my parents aren't really "that" type. My mom was a practical (more or less) Catholic, and my dad was agnostic, leaning toward the atheist side of it.

They said they would be upstairs, and would hear someone moving around downstairs, go to check it out, and nothing. Same thing, where they'd be downstairs and hear people noises upstairs. Now and then, they'd think they'd see a kid out of the corner of their eye, but when they turned to see, there was nothing.

That all would've been written off as just something curious, until they had a plumber come in to do some work. After the plumber had wrenched and fitted, he'd come to where they were sitting, waiting for him to get done.

"Who's the little blonde boy?" he asked them. They were suprised. No, there's no little blonde boy in the house, or not really in the neighborhood. "Sure, there is. Some little blonde boy ran through the room. I figured he was part of the house."

They didn't know what to make of this. Sometime later, they had Eleanor, Curt's mom, over for a visit. They were in the downstairs living room, talking about old days, and then they all heard what sounded like someone upstairs. They told Eleanor about their unexplained experience.

Eleanor lifted her head and called out, "Curt, you stop that right now!"

The noise stopped. They never heard it again, from then to the time that they moved out of the old house.

Now, none of this is my own personal experience. It's hearsay from my parents, who are long dead now, having sacrificed their lives in order to help keep the tobacco industry going, not that I'm resentful, but that's another story. And they didn't believe in psychics, they didn't subscribe to paranormal stuff, but they also couldn't explain what happened to them personally here except to say, "Curt's ghost."

Curt's sister was taken in by the story. To her, it was clear that Curt's spirit was looking for his family, but they'd moved away, so he went to the next closest place.

Me, I just accept the story at face value; something weird, something that's not explained well except by stretching rationality, and something that just might indicate there's more than what we know, or can know, about this world.





Whoops. I meant to put this in the "Unexplainable" thread. I guess it's fine here, but if a moderator chose to transfer it, I wouldn't object.
 
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Jojo87

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In work on Sunday came a customer and asked me about a advertisement we have. It was a receipt race where you can win a car. Anyway the customer
came and asked me if I knew anything about this race. Dammit I had forgot how you contribute in the race. So I told the customer that I didn't
remember how to contribute and then I also told him that I am not sure whether the ad is no longer valid. The customer freaked out at the moment. He
started to yell at me why I didn't knew anything about that race and if is not longer valid why we have the ads. WTF it wasn't my fault that
I didn't remembered and really not my fault that my co workers had forgot to take the ad away. I apologized him and said that we take
them away. When he had left I suddenly remembered that it was via internet where you could take part in the race.
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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...saw a door the other day with the "PUSH" and "PULL" stickers ON THE SAME SIDE!....seriously, WTF?...
WTF.jpg
 

MadamMack

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Apr 11, 2006
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I thought it would be fun if we had a thread to list those little moments that seem to happen out of the blue where you're just like, "WTF?" Sometimes it's something you saw, sometimes it's an overheard conversation, whatever it is, list it here so we can all share.

This morning I was walking from my parking lot and I saw a cardboard box laying on the sidewalk, about the size of a shoebox. There's a picture of a naked woman on the box. Turns out this is the discarded packaging for an inflatable sex doll.

WTF?

So, yours came in a more discreet packaging?
 

Walter Oobleck

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Mar 6, 2013
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There was this once, the wife accompanied me on an estimating trip to Misery Bay. Out on the big lake? Quite a drive and I was looking for a certain camp. I'd been in the general area prior, fishing, but the call came from a camp that took some doing to find, all these fire numbers on the side of the cracked blacktop, many of them half-hidden by the greenery and when they were visible they were pocked with rust. I don't recall the exact directions, but this one two-track looked promising, the problem is that the two-track I'd driven down before this must be the one! was impossible to turn around on and I had to back out to the blacktop. So, we park on the grassy shoulder, get out, and begin to walk in, canopy of branches over the road, the sound of the surf breaking on the shore invisible to us. Still light out, but the area was shrouded with green and there was an old camp there, two story, no vehicles about, but through one double-hung window we could see the braided cord of a light bulb hanging from the ceiling, old wallpaper inside. I was waiting for a dog to come running out. Before we're to the door, some old buck throws open the sash on an upstairs window, the light on behind him, and he calls out, "The farmer's in the field! Go the other way!"

I'd started grinning, his hair disheveled, flannel work shirt, his bony hands gesturing at us. I'm thinking where the flock is a field? Saw one about three miles back driving in. I started to say something, that I was looking for #327 or whatever it was but he throws up his hands again, "The farmer's in the field!" as if that should be enough. "Go the other way!" he screams at us again. Yeah, you bet, go the other way I'm thinking...my wife had already turned and was walking rapidly up the two-track. I hurried to catch up with her.

Took some time before I did find the right place. Never did tell the prospective customer about our encounter with a nearby neighbor. That would make a great title, hey? The Farmer's in the Field.
 

kingricefan

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Jul 11, 2006
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Spokane, WA
We used to have an adult store next to us in our industrial park (this store was in the industrial park because of all of the rules the county has about where these places can't be) and we would find stuff like that in our parking lot sometimes. This always led me to the next WTF question. Why did someone need to take that out of the box while they were in the car? ;-D
Maybe they wanted to inflate it, put it in the passenger seat and then use the carpool lane? :lol:
 

CCAL

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Aug 2, 2010
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I grew up with a kid, Curt. Our houses were close together, and we played at each other's places a lot. The stories I could tell, and just might someday.

He died when he was 16. I dreamed about him several times after that, and in the dreams, he would tell me he was okay, that things were pretty good where he was. I didn't assume that he was visiting me from the Beyond, although it would be nice to think so. I figured that my grief and unhappiness was translating into this type of dream imagery.

Life moved on. Curt's dad died, and his mom and sister left their house for another place. Meanwhile, I left home, went to college, got a job, left the state, and would sometimes visit back home. It was on one of those visits when my parents hold me that Curt's ghost had been in the house. I was dubious, although my parents aren't really "that" type. My mom was a practical (more or less) Catholic, and my dad was agnostic, leaning toward the atheist side of it.

They said they would be upstairs, and would hear someone moving around downstairs, go to check it out, and nothing. Same thing, where they'd be downstairs and hear people noises upstairs. Now and then, they'd think they'd see a kid out of the corner of their eye, but when they turned to see, there was nothing.

That all would've been written off as just something curious, until they had a plumber come in to do some work. After the plumber had wrenched and fitted, he'd come to where they were sitting, waiting for him to get done.

"Who's the little blonde boy?" he asked them. They were suprised. No, there's no little blonde boy in the house, or not really in the neighborhood. "Sure, there is. Some little blonde boy ran through the room. I figured he was part of the house."

They didn't know what to make of this. Sometime later, they had Eleanor, Curt's mom, over for a visit. They were in the downstairs living room, talking about old days, and then they all heard what sounded like someone upstairs. They told Eleanor about their unexplained experience.

Eleanor lifted her head and called out, "Curt, you stop that right now!"

The noise stopped. They never heard it again, from then to the time that they moved out of the old house.

Now, none of this is my own personal experience. It's hearsay from my parents, who are long dead now, having sacrificed their lives in order to help keep the tobacco industry going, not that I'm resentful, but that's another story. And they didn't believe in psychics, they didn't subscribe to paranormal stuff, but they also couldn't explain what happened to them personally here except to say, "Curt's ghost."

Curt's sister was taken in by the story. To her, it was clear that Curt's spirit was looking for his family, but they'd moved away, so he went to the next closest place.

Me, I just accept the story at face value; something weird, something that's not explained well except by stretching rationality, and something that just might indicate there's more than what we know, or can know, about this world.





Whoops. I meant to put this in the "Unexplainable" thread. I guess it's fine here, but if a moderator chose to transfer it, I wouldn't object.
I can't speak for anyone else but it fits here as a wtf moment imho. Glad you are dealing with it well. As long as you are okay with it (not that you had any choice) I guess its alright. we dont know all do we?LDPN
 

Sigmund

Waiting in Uber.
Jan 3, 2010
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In your mirror.
These things happened to my husband last week, when I said the moon or spring fever or whatever was making people plumb crazy.
First, after running some errands together and having a nice lunch, he dropped me off so I would be home when RJ got here and left to get the tires on the pickup rotated and balanced. He is sitting there, minding his own business, waiting on the pickup when a woman just saunters right over, sits right next to him even though he is the only other person in the waiting area and with no preamble whatsoever, offers him her phone number and tells him he can come on over when their vehicles were done for a good time. Who does crap like that? They weren't even engaged in casual conversation! She just sat down and made the offer.

WTF?!?!?

Hi, Beautiful!

It hurts me to say... some females have no shame, morals or mores. Perhaps they have a self esteem or psychological issues.

May I tell you a story?

I had a co-worker who understood my husband Philip's and our marriage. We were wonderfully in love after 20 years. Cool, huh?

She decided to invite us over to her house to meet her boyfriend and enjoy a barbeque. I asked her, specifically, how we should dress. She said, "Siggie, just come in jeans, t-shirts and tennis. Casual."

We got there and she was wearing a halter top, shorty shorts and high heeled sandals. Ha!

Philip and I were sitting across her and her boyfriend in the living room and she continually kept crossing and un-crossing her legs. (Philip and I had a good look at her panties and sometimes...more!)

My dear, sweet, patient and tolerant husband took me aside and said to me in no uncertain terms, " We are leaving. Right now."

He was furious. Not at all like himself. Bummer. He explained, quite clearly , My *friend* and co-worker was trying to tantalize/seduce him into cheating.

He was correct. This woman was envious of our relationship and love for one another. IF she can get him to cheat on me...she would *prove* that she was soooo desirable and attractive that he would risk our marriage to be with her.

Crud.

I maintained a professional relationship with her but never took my eyes off her.

Peace.

I made up some excuse and we left.
 

Grandpa

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Mar 2, 2014
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One more.

Opened tonight's mail. I got a recall notice from GM (I have a Saturn). Says that the ignition switch may be faulty. It might give out and the car's engine might stop.

However, the notice also said there's no parts available for replacement. So leave nothing on the keyring but the key and fob so that the key's not weighted down with anything.

Soooo.... they're letting me know I have a faulty part on the car that could kill me engine unexpectedly, so be careful about that, because they can't do anything about it.

Gosh, thanks, guys.