I Am Happy Today Because . . .

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MrsSmeej

Token lunatic
Feb 15, 2008
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3,382
Somewhere over the rainbow
:nerd:

Please feel free to skip this rhyme; just tooting my own horn.
Normally, I do not like to brag, so I was torn.
Still, I'd like to share it so I'll screw humility;
Poet Spotlight's featured poet for the month is me.

I was thrilled when I was asked (although it's a mistake)
There's a hundred poets more deserving of this break.
I am not a poet; I just have a knack for rhyme
And, before you ask, I didn't pay these guys a dime.

When I tried to warn them that their judgement was impaired,
Wanting to insure their reputation would be spared,
No-one chose to change their mind (at least, they haven't yet)
Clearly, they're still unaware of how bad this could get.

:tounge:
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
Moderator
Apr 11, 2006
53,634
236,697
The High Seas
:nerd:

Please feel free to skip this rhyme; just tooting my own horn.
Normally, I do not like to brag, so I was torn.
Still, I'd like to share it so I'll screw humility;
Poet Spotlight's featured poet for the month is me.

I was thrilled when I was asked (although it's a mistake)
There's a hundred poets more deserving of this break.
I am not a poet; I just have a knack for rhyme
And, before you ask, I didn't pay these guys a dime.

When I tried to warn them that their judgement was impaired,
Wanting to insure their reputation would be spared,
No-one chose to change their mind (at least, they haven't yet)
Clearly, they're still unaware of how bad this could get.

:tounge:
That is really fantastic news. Good job!