Women only

[boogerb53]

let me try that again lol

here is his pic:

meow!!!!

[rjt65]

hahahaha he does! we all do! ;-)

My husband is always adjusting it when we are talking. Its very distracting because when I'm listening to him I will follow his hand movements thinking he will make a gesture that pertains to our discussion. Then I feel tricked, like he made me glance at the goods on purpose. Like he gets a secret kick out of making me look down.

[Dana Jean]

Achmed sneaks in---*** FARTS loudly*** runs back to man cave!

Good God! No farting! None. Nada, Nope. No way. No how.

Next thing, you'll be burping. NO. No. No. No. Don't EVEN think about it.

[Dana Jean]

EWW..I have a very interesting question-Gals, feel free to jump in..Why is it that men feel the need to adjust themselves a lot..It is not like it is going anywhere?
Thanks-Arista

I think they get itchy and sweaty. And, I mean, seriously, they're constantly shapeshifting. Can you imagine all that movement going on?

Crinkled up like a shrinky dink; stretched out baking in the sun like some rattlesnake; or sticking to the side of their upper thigh like some lost and forgotten gummi worm.

Do you remember that Kuato dude from Total Recall? That's what's going on in guy's pants. Little mute mini-Kuatos, moving around, trying to control everything, wanting you to touch them, hypnotizing you to "Open your mind." Yeah, like I'd fall for that one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO1kK...eature=related

[elevelyn]

my boyfriend dosen't really adjust it but he likes to show it to me every chance he can! I dunno what he expects from doing it, to jump on him with lust or something..... never happens!

[rjt65]

Achmed sneaks back in with Friend who had Mexican food for lunch----

bwahahahahahahahahahahahah

[mudpuppy]

my boyfriend dosen't really adjust it but he likes to show it to me every chance he can! I dunno what he expects from doing it, to jump on him with lust or something..... never happens!

Its like they never quite get over the miraculous wonderment of actually having one.

My mom gave me these blue velvet lounge pants for Christmas. Well they're way to big so the husband wears them. He's always coming over to me saying "these pants are so soft - feel them, right here, just rub the fabric, its so soft you won't believe it."

[smjohn]

I don't have a man right now. Since this is the Womans Thread , come on girls!!!! Give a single lady a shout out!! I don't want to go to bars, cause that's just not me. I am a single mother, so socializing (as an adult) comes few and far between. My thoughts are, it'll happen when it's supposed too. It's been long enough that when I see myself naked, I resemble Barbie. It's done disappeared!!!! Just kidding! So what do you say girls??

SHOUT! from one single girl/mom to another

[smjohn]

Achmed sneaks back in with Friend who had Mexican food for lunch----

bwahahahahahahahahahahahah

Good GOD! What crawled up there & died?!?

[Cerralin]

my boyfriend dosen't really adjust it but he likes to show it to me every chance he can! I dunno what he expects from doing it, to jump on him with lust or something..... never happens!

yeah but they keep trying just in case