Hile sai King, great wordslinger! May you have long days and pleasant nights. I'm a 15 year old guy and I've been reading your books since I was 11. I currently own all of your books and I have a few that I would like signed (including a 1st edition of Creepshow). I was wondering if you are ever planning on coming to Kansas? My hope is thin (you could say it is as thin as the rope Peter used to descend the Needle) that you will be coming to Kansas anytime soon, but if you are I would like to know.