All Jokes All the Time!!!!!

[Dark Tower]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww just................wrong.........soooooo wrong lol

[Cowboy]

[Cowboy]

Mstay and Tblack.....great stuff!!!

[Gelata]

Hello all. This is a joke a learnt a long time ago, being a beginner student of English:
A man and a woman are dancing. Then the man says,
-I love you.
And she says,
-I love you too.
And the man,
-I love you three.

[Cowboy]

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."

[Dark Tower]

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."

I've heard that one before and it's STILL funny!

[Cowboy]

[Dark Tower]

LOL nice...my gf wouldn't appreciate it because she's an animal lover and a tennis lover but LMAO I like that!!

[Anni M]

jeez, that is sick... LMFAO!

[Spideyman]

Keep them coming folks.... they add to the joy of the day. Thanks