All Jokes All the Time!!!!!

[Ayla]

Four emo's are in a car. the car goes over a cliff and they all die. Whats the tragedy?




A car seats 5.

[Gallina]

I feel like such a little moron!
A little more on what, I can't answer...
Yay! I got the hang of the spoiler button at last! I know what you're thinking. What a maroon!

Charms, I haven't got the hang of it yet!!!

[La Belladonna]

Four emo's are in a car. the car goes over a cliff and they all die. Whats the tragedy?




A car seats 5.

That is AWESOME!!!!


I'm sending it on to my teenage daughter who has a Happy Bunny poster on her wall along those same lines....

Emo = whiner

[Charms7]

Galli, What I do when I use the spoiler button is start my message, then click on the "Go Advanced" button below. Then, highlight the words I want in the spoiler and click on that red button with the minus sign ( - ) above. It may not be per instructions, but it works for me. Then I click on the "Preview Post" button to make sure I did it right and that it works. I still have to figure out what the rest of them do. I understand some, not all. Not yet.

[Kim L.]

Charms7, you're not a maroon! Or a moron either. But perhaps you're a macaroon? yummy Christmas cookie

[Anni M]

Hi,

Good to see you again, Pale!
Long days and pleasant nights

YOWZA!! Welcome home, Gavin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anni M]

That scary, just how my husband sounds during sex

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[La Belladonna]

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6
floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help
with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
6th floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store .

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

[Kitten]

SM JOHN! That was a good one! It reminds me of when I called the cable company to talk to someone in person so I could PAY MY BILL over the phone. They charged me $1.99 customer service fee! Can you believe that? :b

[mstay]

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."