All Jokes All the Time!!!!!

[EXISTESS]

We def need a new Joke thread. This is it!

[Anni M]

A duck walked into a drugstore, sez to the clerk "Ï need a tube of chapstick and put it on my bill!"

[Anni M]

where did my duck joke go?

Moderator's Reply:
	gimmee a minute!!

[TBlack]

An Irishman, A Scotsman & a Brit walk into a bar....
The Bartender sez,
"What is this? Some kind of a Joke?"

[Anni M]

where did my duck joke go?

Moderator's Reply:
	gimmee a minute!!

No, I wasn't ragging ewe, I saw it, then I didn't. This happens a lot!

Moderator's Reply:
	I know. :-)

[whoopsipoppedaplatypus]

Woohoo, the first person to post a joke! Oh well, I'd better make them good!

Right, There's two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other 'How do we drive this thing?'

Whats brown and Sticky? - A Stick

Whats Pink and hard? - A pig with a flick-knife!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

Why do women have small hands? So they can fit inside cups

Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

[Anni M]

Hey Mod, what's that lil shovel do in your special circle? hehehehehehehe?

Moderator's Reply:
	To dig the hole I'm putting myself in with the new Board!! :-)

[Anni M]

Woohoo, the first person to post a joke! Oh well, I'd better make them good!

Right, There's two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other 'How do we drive this thing?'

Whats brown and Sticky? - A Stick

Whats Pink and hard? - A pig with a flick-knife!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

Why do women have small hands? So they can fit inside cups

Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Anni M]

Hey Mod, what's that lil shovel do in your special circle? hehehehehehehe?

Moderator's Reply:
	To dig the hole I'm putting myself in with the new Board!! :-)

:Rofl:

[JohnDalglish]

Woohoo, the first person to post a joke! Oh well, I'd better make them good!

Right, There's two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other 'How do we drive this thing?'

Whats brown and Sticky? - A Stick

Whats Pink and hard? - A pig with a flick-knife!

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

Why do women have small hands? So they can fit inside cups

Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Hi,

In the same vein -

Why do women get married in white?

So they match the rest of the kitchen appliances.

Long days and pleasant nights