Favourite Quotes and Quotations

[Cola]

'As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot' - John Lennon

[Terry B]

"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by."

Will Rogers

[bookworm101]

Lord, please let me be the person my dog thinks I am.

[udontlooklykacarny]

"Your name is dumb bitch too? Well,that explains why I've been getting all your mail. There must be a lot of us dumb bitches here in New York"- The truth about cats and dogs.
I just love the way she nailed that guy!
Carny

[SusanNorton]

"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."

[Firetalion]

"you're not even as hot as my third shifters!" -- a comment from some woman at the bar, that was trying to defend the 250lb Shim... ("Dennis" by day, "Denise" by night!) that likes to camp at the town bars... This woman was quickly dubbed, "The Supermodel", because of how she was saying my friends and I weren't even man enough for the shim in question...

And keep in mind this is in a backwater town in Maine. We don't usually see Shims.

[Cola]

"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."

[EXISTESS]

Jules from Pulp Fiction:

"Now that's a tasty burger! (and other stuff, then he says May I have a sip of your tasty beverage to wash it down?"

Just before he blows the guys head off for saying "WHAT?" one too many times.
What?

Ex

[Firetalion]

Have you seen SuperBad?

That was me to the cop last night.

Damn I'm glad his supervisor was there...

[mairzy]

"If you can't say something good about someone, come and sit by me."
-Alice Roosevelt Longworth