Favourite Quotes and Quotations

[Kim L.]

Children aren't happy
with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents
were created for.

Ogden Nash

[Dr. Fudd]

"The army of samuari, who had completely mastered the art of fighting with a long katana, was pitted up against another army. This other army, fought with two swords, one in each hand.

And the outcome? The samuari all died. They had all of their arms cut off laying on the battlefield. The ones with a sword in both hands, were unscathed..."

A story of an ancient battle. I don't remember which groups were which, I only remember the story of the battle, so I didn't put their country of origin names in. I feel horrible getting things like that wrong.

But yeah, they all lost their arms, even though before that, they were the dominant warriors of the world.

So the two sword army literally disarmed the one sword army. I'd say the two sword army won hands down. They're really a cut above the rest. Too bad the saying isn't, 'for warned is four armed' the one sword army could have really used the extra arms...

[Patricia A]

So the two sword army literally disarmed the one sword army. I'd say the two sword army won hands down. They're really a cut above the rest. Too bad the saying isn't, 'for warned is four armed' the one sword army could have really used the extra arms...

A stitch in time saves nine.
by Anymouse

[JohnDalglish]

Hi,

Good job they're (h)armless.

Can't believe I said that, sorry.

Long days and pleasant nights

[Maelstrom]

Hickory Dickory Dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one

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But the other two got away with minor head injuries

[Shorty--]

Let me put it this way...

Stephen King doesn't need to write about Seth MacFarlane.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...rty-MfoKQC.jpg

The Sethster needs to replace the purple tie....


HEY, Im just being honest here. I'm not HATIN'. Just sayin'...

[Oogway]

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. ~ Mark Twain

[Patricia A]

More Mark Twain.
It is easier to stay out than get out.

[Dr. Fudd]

A stitch in time saves nine.
by Anymouse

Ok, I've got to ask, Wha?

[Oogway]

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Euripides