Favourite Quotes and Quotations

**bookworm101** · January 16th, 2008

Originally Posted by motherwolf

For Bookworm!!!!!: Glad you brought your Grandpa to us, Book!!! Grandpa's are the best arn't they! My Grandad: " That woman(my Gran) gets down on her hands and knees to me! And says,' Come out from underneath that refridgerator, you

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!!!!!" then Gran would say: "BILL!!!!" It's not as bad as it sounds, it was all in fun! And you see I did not lick my 'Recreational Profanity' from a stone, I came by it honestly! I sure miss my Grandad too.

Grandpa's are great, mine taught me how to grow tomatoes, peppers and cabbage. He also taught me how to cowboy roll your own cigarettes which made me popular in high school LOL. I learned how to cook from him, he was the cook on a battle ship during WWII. I make the best cornbread in a cast iron skillet and pinto beans the whole family always ask for a family get together. He taught me many things that I carry with me to this day and I miss him.

**bookworm101** · January 16th, 2008

get your stinking paws off me, you

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dirty ape. Planet of the Apes.

**Angrybeaver** · January 16th, 2008

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

**Jo Noonan** · January 16th, 2008

"She's frequently kind & she's suddenly cool. She can do as she pleases - she's nobody's fool." - Billy Joel.

motherwolf · January 17th, 2008

Originally Posted by bookworm101

Grandpa's are great, mine taught me how to grow tomatoes, peppers and cabbage. He also taught me how to cowboy roll your own cigarettes which made me popular in high school LOL. I learned how to cook from him, he was the cook on a battle ship during WWII. I make the best cornbread in a cast iron skillet and pinto beans the whole family always ask for a family get together. He taught me many things that I carry with me to this day and I miss him.

Book!I howl for Thee and your Grandpa! Cry Pardon Sai Bookworm! I shouldn't have sullied your post and his memory with my coarse humor!!! I learned an a lot from my Grandad in the short time I had him too!

**Firetalion** · January 17th, 2008

This (i'm sure) is totally a paraphrase, but... I laughed so hard when I heard it...

From the book, 'Red Dwarf - Infinity welcomes Careful Drivers'

"Since Rimmer had died as a virgin, he had actually spent more time puking than making love..."

**bookworm101** · January 17th, 2008

Originally Posted by motherwolf

Book!I howl for Thee and your Grandpa! Cry Pardon Sai Bookworm! I shouldn't have sullied your post and his memory with my coarse humor!!! I learned an a lot from my Grandad in the short time I had him too!

No apology needed Motherwolf, your post was funny. I learned a few colorful words from my Grandpa as well, he WAS a sailor LOL no offense taken at all.

motherwolf · January 17th, 2008

Originally Posted by Firetalion

This (i'm sure) is totally a paraphrase, but... I laughed so hard when I heard it...

From the book, 'Red Dwarf - Infinity welcomes Careful Drivers'

"Since Rimmer had died as a virgin, he had actually spent more time puking than making love..."

" Here little fishy,fishy,fishy!....I'm going to eat you! - CAT (from RedDwarf! grinning down into the fishbowl, at Lister's robot goldfish!)

motherwolf · January 17th, 2008

" You need to keep an eye on that boy 'Wolf" - LLOYD ( Tall Buffalo)

**Jo Noonan** · January 17th, 2008

Some more Billy Joel quotes:

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun."

"How about a pair of pink sidewinders & a bright orange pair of pants?" (I wear these...the orange pants, not the sidewinders.)

"Even if it's old junk, it's still rock & roll to me."

"Some love is just a lie of the heart..."