You Might Be A SK Fan If:...

[GNTLGNT]

....you ak if that sushi is a "tooter fish" roll....

[blunthead]

...you know how to spell "Nozz-A-La" and where to find it.

[champ1966]

....When you're on your Summer holidays,and you've been asleep on the beach.You check to see how many fingers you have left when you wake up

[GNTLGNT]

...you OWN the SK Trivia category on Jeopardy...

[Jojo87]

You live near a road where is driving trucks back and forth every five or ten minutes. And even more if you have a cat in
the house that like to cross that same road every now and then. Thank goodness the cat are little afraid of big
vehicles. And every truck drive speeding.

[GNTLGNT]

...you put a pet boneyard on your property, and charge your friends to drag "Scrappy" and "Muffy" through...but they have to sign an "after-life/after-effects" waiver...

[champ1966]

....even though you're nearly 47.when someone tells you to "shut up".You reply "I don't shut up,I grow up.And when I look at you I throw up"

And you hope that some day you'll get the reply back of "Then your mother goes around the corner and licks it up"

[BoogieWoogie]

You might be a Stephen King fan if you check the storage closet at work for a time portal to 1958.

[GNTLGNT]

...you avoid buying paintings at yard sales...

[blunthead]

...without explaining yourself you throw out your son's Army men.