You Might Be A SK Fan If:...

[GNTLGNT]

...you need to know what the title of a book on his desk is.

...or where you can buy earphones JUST LIKE THAT!...

[GNTLGNT]

That's a galley copy of John Farris' Catacombs novel, published in 1981.

...thanks Bob, my inquiring mind can go back on lunchbreak now...

[GNTLGNT]

...dust bunnies scare the beejabbers out of you....

...every time you contract a case of explosive flatulence, you worry that you're hosting a sh** weasel....

...you like making ladders out of linen napkins....

...everytime you open your car trunk, you're secretly hoping for an alternate reality to show up....

...storm drains scare the crap out of you...

[fushingfeef]

...you need to know what the title of a book on his desk is.

...you've actually read the book on his desk.

[kingricefan]

...you need to know what the title of a book on his desk is.

That would be me!!!!!!!

[GNTLGNT]

...you keep checking Craig's List for a dead black Toronado....

...you go to parent/teacher conferences, but are afraid to use the restroom in the basement....

...you wonder why Web MD has no listing for "doctor bugs"....

...you buy an old milk delivery truck, and start dropping off fun things on your neighbors porches....

...you get po'ed because you Tom Tom GPS doesn't have Mrs. Todd's Shortcut in memory...

...

[champ1966]

YMBASKFI if you think the most famous Scott isn't the one of the Antarctic

[blunthead]

...your favorite Steely Dan song is "Hey Nineteen".

...you feel ashamed when you can't answer a Stephen King trivia question no matter how obscure.

...you spend all night long in the Social Groups.

[king family fan]

... every letter you write is to stephen King but you never send them.
... your sons cat is Church and he eats the kids posters off the wall and hes still here

[GNTLGNT]

YMBASKFI if you think the most famous Scott isn't the one of the Antarctic

..."thanks for the long and woolies Mom!"....