Ooohh, good idea for a lighthearted thread!! Too much pressure to write after you Gnt but here it goes..You might be a SK fan if you won't let your daughter go to prom for fear of buckets of blood! Lame I know but it will make others feel good about themselves when they Write something better.
You might be a Stephen King fan if you call him UNCLE. You may be a fan if you eat glop cause he likes it. You will definately be a fan if you feel his personal assistant is the best thing in the world since sliced bread.
You might be a SK fan when, every time you encounter a strange or somewhat suspicious situation, you tell whoever you are with, "This is like something from a Stephen King novel." (My family is so sick of this phrase!)