You Might Be A SK Fan If:...

[Autumn Gust]

... the word "Derry" stirs up warm, fuzzy memories because of all the evil that's occured there.

... if you could AFFORD a lake house, you'd have to call it "__________ Laughs" because "Sara Laughs" is just too cool a name not to use in SOME way.

... you advocate for "arthritis" to be officially renamed "dry twist" because that term is a heck a lot more pleasing to the ear.

... lost pet posters make you visualize Anthony Hopkins on the lam to a great sixties soundtrack.

... you feel shortchanged because Henry Leyden isn't YOUR neighbor, instead of the boring chump who actually IS.

[king family fan]

M-O-O-N spells everything,in my world. M_O-O-N spells everything not in my world! I think Iam a fan!M-o-o-n

[GNTLGNT]

...cornfields in general give you the willies...

[blunthead]

...if the highlight of your month was when you told that person that the movies The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, and Stand By Me are based on sK books.

[kingricefan]

You've been saving up money to buy a Takuro Spirit!

[GNTLGNT]

...you just don't understand why your resume to the Tet Corporation keeps getting mailed back "Return To Sender, Address Unknown"....

[king family fan]

You decide to move everyone out of your house for room to put in King things.You know you need your king space.

[kingricefan]

You decide to move everyone out of your house for room to put in King things.You know you need your king space.

This is why I live alone. I'm like Burgess Meredith in that Twilight Zone episode- walking around looking at and touching all my King-ly treasures........

[GNTLGNT]

...you wear dark suits, sunglasses, pack a gun you call the "Windsucker", and tell everyone you work for "The Shop"...

[KJ Norrbotten]

..And still he doesn't have a clue when you try to order a "Martian".