You Might Be A SK Fan If:...

[champ1966]

If everytime someone says that something's been done,you mutter under your breath "done,bun can't be undone"

[LongTallSally]

...you see a dreamcatcher tattoo on someone's leg and all you can think is 'I Duddits!'

[GNTLGNT]

...every time you get near railroad tracks, you look for dead bodies...

[kingricefan]

if you want to play under the streets in the sewer with your friend Pennywise.

When I first read this I thought it said 'sheets'......... Gave myself a shock and a chuckle!

[MadamMack]

You cuss anybody out if they say you're crazy for being a fan. A few weeks ago a friend was at my house . . . well, she may no longer be my friend . . . I’m cool with that.

Anyway she was checking out my books and saw my collection of King books and she snatched one off the shelf and shook it at me and said I was crazy for reading such horror . . . said it would give me nightmares. I snapped on her azz big time and almost told her to 'get to steppin!' I told her that the only horror he wrote about was that of the true darkness that can lurk in the human spirit. Then I told her to stop touching my damn books!

[GNTLGNT]

...you petition to have yer name changed to "Ima Billy Bumbler", Esq....

...you're harassing the Japanese Government to officially change the name of one of their bullet trains to "Blaine"...

[GNTLGNT]

...your last name is Farson, and you vehemently object to your in-laws asking you to use the family name "John"...and they say, "but, but, but-he was a good man!"...

[GNTLGNT]

...you keep posting things, even after interest seems to have fallen off...

[GNTLGNT]

...you get uneasy anytime a man in yellow clothing is in your vicinity...

[fushingfeef]

...you think you might have a good shot at winning the Long Walk.
...refrigerator magnets shaped like letters make you nervous.
...you use catchphrases from this message board in real life.