...if you describe your follicularlly challenged Medical Practitioner as "the little bald doctor"...
...you go to Cracker Barrel and ask the confused waitress-"So, tell me-you still make your own biscuit?"....
...you don't look for Timmy down the well, but Dolores's ex....
...your parish priest wonders why you keep referring to him as "Father O'Dim"....
...you think it's hilarious to grab a set of crutches and lurch around the neighborhood muttering "Rip, Rip!"...
....if when against all the odds you overcome an opponent, you punch the sky and shout "I Duddits!"
...you hear the word "functions" and instantly think of a robot.
...you know what "Duddits", "SSDD", and "DFTT" mean.
...you wish YOUR car's odometer would roll backwards and fix that dent that "someone else"(nudge, nudge/wink/wink)put there...
...oddly enough-Tom Gordon is YOUR favorite player AND you root for the Rd Sox, and you don't even know what a "three finger splitter" is....
...you drop a note to the Audobon Society to let them know-"the sparrows are flying again"....
...you think Pat Sajak should change his name to Johnny Smith....
...you keep trying to light your BBQ with mind power only....
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You check the weather to see if there is to be a starkblast in the forecast. You figure it be best to get a throcket of billybubbers just to be safe and get angry when they laught at you at the pet store.
...I'm a fan of THIS pic....my favorite-ist ever...
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you might be a SK fan if you have a tattoo of SK on your nack
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