When my son was about 10 or so, they had THAT day where they separate the boys and the girls and talk about hygiene. My son came home with his little hygiene pack that included a sample of Old Spice. He started using it and developed a huge armpit zit like I have never seen in my lifetime before. I know this is totally gross, but I had to pop that thing. So, I got my son down and totally lied to him. Totally friggin' lied. I told him I just wanted to look at it. Well, I lulled him into a position of trust and then I grabbed that thing and squeezed the hell out of it! Oh man, I think a small village one town over was buried.
He has never let me within a mile radius of his armpit again.
This one looks pretty brave..........
He squealed like a pig.
Just wanted to let you all know how awesome you are. Do if you didn't know, now you do.