You Might Be A SK Fan If:...

[GNTLGNT]

...all apology(and a big ole "shucky-darns")to the estimable Mr. Foxworthy...but shall we-for fun, make fun of ourselves???....allow me-the resident idiot to begin...

"You might be a SK fan if you named yer first child Randall Forest, Rick Fagan, Ruth Felicity etc...and got them a lovable plush crow to teeth on..."

[Mary19]

Ooohh, good idea for a lighthearted thread!! Too much pressure to write after you Gnt but here it goes..You might be a SK fan if you won't let your daughter go to prom for fear of buckets of blood! Lame I know but it will make others feel good about themselves when they Write something better.

[J.T. Adams]

You might be an SK fan if you did what I did. (see my dog) say sorry...

[champ1966]

You might be a SK fan if you have 19 children called Carrie,Charlie,Christine,Jake,Roland,Cuthbert,Susa n,Bill,Ben,Richie,Eddie,Bev,Mike,Stan,Henry,Belch, Danny,Jack and Peter respectively

[tmac61]

You might be a SK fan if you insist everyone call you Roland, and your name isn't Roland.

[king family fan]

You might be a SK fan if you have several books but all are by SK.

[mstay]

You might be a SK fan if you always think you might see dead bodies in the bushes by the side of the road and the dumpsters.

[staropeace]

You might be a Stephen King fan if you call him UNCLE. You may be a fan if you eat glop cause he likes it. You will definately be a fan if you feel his personal assistant is the best thing in the world since sliced bread.

[Autumn Gust]

You might be a SK fan when, every time you encounter a strange or somewhat suspicious situation, you tell whoever you are with, "This is like something from a Stephen King novel." (My family is so sick of this phrase!)

[Moderator]

if you feel his personal assistant is the best thing in the world since sliced bread