I've already made a couple of my patented smart-aleck posts...but if i may wax serious here for a moment(Wax-serious! Great for that new car shine!!)...alright, NOW i'm ready...I love my wife and family with a deathless passion, my right to keep and bear arms(or arm bears-DAMMIT!, stop wid da goofing, knothead!), hot pizza and cold brew, the fact that you have accpted me as your friend on this Board, my Jeep Wrangler, Elle Mcpherson, Unca Stevie, this country, old dogs & watermelon wine(or maybe I'm just in lust with Tom T. Hall...Dangnab it! AGAIN, wit da joke?)...falling asleep in my recliner on a rainy day...toasted sub sandwiches...makin' whoopie...my '69 Plymouth...Sam Elliot...pears in syrup and Julie Andrews...



)...falling asleep in my recliner on a rainy day...toasted sub sandwiches...makin' whoopie...my '69 Plymouth...Sam Elliot...pears in syrup and Julie Andrews...



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