The Devil Penguin of Mexico and The Box of Mystery

**hossenpepper** · February 3rd, 2012

Fellow board members, I must inform you all of the great responsibility which has befallen me. Just on this morrow I have come to be in possession of two prize, yet mysterious and possibly dangerous, items of intrigue.

First is the artistic still model depicting the infamous battle between El Penguino Diable del Mexico (The Devil Penguin of Mexico) and El Gallo de Pelea Heroica (The Heroic Fighting Cock). Sadly, as you can see in the picture below, victory was not in the rooster’s future. Also, the cowardly El Canejo Blanco can be seen standing aside; leaving El Gallo de Pelea Heroica to his fate!

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Accompanying this confounding work of art was La Caja del Misterio (The Box of Mystery). This plain white container holds a mysterious cargo. Who could know what wonders lie within its confines? Perhaps, only in Atlanta could this enigma reveal its secrets. One can only wonder.

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Please, if you have any information regarding these objects, let me know. My soul shudders at the herculean duty the fates have interwoven into my thread of existence with the holding and care of these orphic artifacts!

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**GNTLGNT** · February 3rd, 2012

Dude...you are so full of it...it's why I love ya...that and you actually typed the words "fighting cock".....

**cat in a bag** · February 3rd, 2012

Hoss, you MUST open La Caja del Misterio immediately!! It contains El Gallo de Pelea Heroica's Super Powers to aid him in his fight against El Penguino Diable!! Hurry...time is running out for him.

**hossenpepper** · February 3rd, 2012

The light from the box blinded me. It must be some sort of magical power or creature within...

Until the scabs fall from my eyes, my road to Damascus is at a stand still.

**hossenpepper** · February 3rd, 2012

Originally Posted by GNTLGNT

Dude...you are so full of it...it's why I love ya...that and you actually typed the words "fighting cock".....

Oh Giant, you know I would never post an asinine thread around here... This is the real deal.

Are you not familiar with the legend of the Mexican Devil penguin?

You didn't know Mexico was filled with evil wrestling penguins?

**fushingfeef** · February 3rd, 2012

Don't open the box! Didn't you ever see the movie "Kiss Me Deadly"?

**cat in a bag** · February 3rd, 2012

Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell you to wear sunglasses when you opened the box.

No worries, the antidote is

**cat in a bag** · February 3rd, 2012

Originally Posted by fushingfeef

Don't open the box! Didn't you ever see the movie "Kiss Me Deadly"?

Or Se7en?

**bryras** · February 3rd, 2012

Originally Posted by cat in a bag

Or Se7en?

What's in the effing box!!??

I made myself feel bad for laughing at that part of the movie.

So Hoss, let us know when you can answer the above question.

**GNTLGNT** · February 5th, 2012

Originally Posted by hossenpepper

Oh Giant, you know I would never post an asinine thread around here... This is the real deal.

Are you not familiar with the legend of the Mexican Devil penguin?

You didn't know Mexico was filled with evil wrestling penguins?

Sadly Hoss, it is apparent that my ignorance is greater than anyone on this board, or I, ever suspected

....what next? Skeet shooting wombats????

....and due to my lack of penguin pugilistic tendencies...I did a bit of research...venturing into some "shady" areas to try to relieve the darkness of my intellect, and *shudder*, THIS is what I found under a file marked "Devil Penguin 2012".....