Roommate Notes 2
You left me alone and undefended. Alas, I am no more.
Fun Fact of the Day! Quiet sex can be fun too!
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in a fridge. You can't REFRIGERATE TOAST!
[Q:] These yogurts expired July 24. Today is Aug 12. What should we do?
[A:] Run for our lives.