A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He opened it and a genie appeared and said, "I will grant you one wish, but only one."

The man thought for a minute, and said, "I want to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."

After a few minutes the genie said, "No, I don't think I can do that, think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement needed. No, that is too much to ask."

The man considered, then said, "There is one other thing. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry; why are they temperamental; why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?"

The genie said, "Do you want two lanes or four?"