Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas.
At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms and spending the night with them.
However the first dwarf is very disappointed by his experience as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he can hear his friend shouting ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?".
The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection".
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?
I couldn't even get on the BED!"