The Funniest Stephen King Rant I've Read in a Long Time

[Mark Alan Trimeloni]

Let me tell you when the master gets on a roll it is hilarious. I laughed til' I cried.

Story: L.T.'s Theory of Pets
Book: Everything's Eventual

Starts on page 332 and goes like this:

"'Let me tell you something, honey,' she goes, 'a little drool in your slipper is very minor stuff. You men slay me. Try being a woman sometimes, okay?....then it just continues on through the rest of the paragraph.

If you can read this paragraph the whole way through without laughing yourself to tears, i'd be amazed.

love Mark

[GNTLGNT]

He's run me thru the whole gamut of emotions over the decades-another reason I love his stuff so much...

[Jojo87]

I just re-read this book and can't wait until I came to LT's Theory of pet's story. I realize when I start to re-read Everything's Eventual that I don't remember any stories in this book. But it's 5 years ago since I read it for the first time.

[Lady Of Shadows]

I'm going to have to re-purchase this one. One of those 'lend it to a friend' gone awry deals.