Boehner took the gavel as the Speaker of the House.
Republicans in charge? I imagine that I'll grouse.
First on their agenda, after all the swearing in?
Read The Constitution. It's a good way to begin.

Apparently, it never has been read upon the Floor.
Hopefully they'll rediscover what they're all there for.
Let's see if they mumble when they get to Church and State
Or rush through the various Amendments that they hate.

Next up? They'll be trying to repeal the Health Care Law,
(Insisting that the thing contains a Constitutional flaw.)
The One One Two is on the job, so hold on to your hat.
Think they all can get along? I can't imagine that.

Can they be bi-partisan? I don't think that they can.
Far more likely each will try to out Republican
The other guy by playing to the right-wing lunatics,
Doing unto Democrats. But, hey... That's politics.