I support the funding cuts affecting N.P.R.
Not for reasons you'd suspect. I'll tell you what they are;
I've grown really tired of the tiptoeing around
Going down without a fight, a struggle, or a sound.
Fox News screams out "Bias!" (as if that is not a joke)
Anytime a liberal takes a little verbal poke
At their sacred cows. They all start frothing at the mouth.
P.B.S. caves in. The situation's going south.
Why not call a spade a spade? Admit we think they're dumb?
They've got so much history wrong my brain has frozen - numb.
(Ms.Mod even had to tell me that I'd crossed the line;
Used a word I shouldn't have. I told her that was fine.

Still, I'd use that word again. I thought it well deserved.)
But I think that N.P.R. will be much better served
If they stopped the pussyfooting... Truth to power spoke.
And, of course, it's also true that - currently - we're broke.
It's a shame that stations not supported may not live
They'll need new donations from the folks who don't now give.
The amount we're talking isn't large here anyway;
Give the Teasies this, then ask who else will have to pay.

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