I am ticked off today because...

[PatInTheHat]

Had a bad start to my day/week when my poor wife called me as soon as I sat down at my desk--she had accidentally locked herself out of her car, and it was running! I had to run the mile back to my parking lot, drive 30 minutes home, unlock her car and then drive back, run another mile back to my building and then face Monday at work! I'm not ticked off at my wife--she was more upset than I was, I just told her to try to laugh about it. But not a good way to start the week!

That is exactly why I have always said it is imperative you get the ol' lady her own set of Slim Jims and know how to use 'em, you know, for like a special occasion surprise, or they even makes a swell anniversary gift...hmm, which year B&E and grand theft auto tools is exactly, escapes me at the moment.
On the other hand, that might could have somethin' to do with why I no longer have an ol' lady...yeah okay that, and maybe perhaps it just barely possible, that I don't seem to have any compunctions about referring to them as, my ol' lady....uhh, you gals wouldn't hit a dude just in his geezerhood prime with glasses wouldja?

[not_nadine]

Can I laugh bout that feef. The visual! Give it awhile maybe you will to.. aak sorry bout that thou.. It's all good..

[Garriga]

Thanx for the warning.

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Seriously, are you crazy? If so, well, you're halfway home, aren't you?

Is that really why the guy you like doesn't like you? Is that what he says or what you assume or what?

I am the fun kind of crazy

[Gallina]

Good morning to all!

[blunthead]

I am the fun kind of crazy

I'm sorry the guy doesn't seem to like you like you like him. Oh well, he's missing out!

(((((Garriga)))))

[Becks19]

.yeah okay that, and maybe perhaps it just barely possible, that I don't seem to have any compunctions about referring to them as, my ol' lady....uhh, you gals wouldn't hit a dude just in his geezerhood prime with glasses wouldja?

Oh no, Pat I wouldn't hit ya....I might just use a cattle prod though, Every time you said it...shoot we'd have ya retrained in no time. ( I'm just kidding)

[PatInTheHat]

Oh no, Pat I wouldn't hit ya....I might just use a cattle prod though, Every time you said it...shoot we'd have ya retrained in no time. ( I'm just kidding)

OooooOOOoooo an electrifyingly eye pener of a behavior modification program?...I loooove those, well, unless they're court ordered, if ya ~dzzzzzzz~ feel what I'm sayin'.

[Becks19]

OooooOOOoooo an electrifyingly eye pener of a behavior modification program?...I loooove those, well, unless they're court ordered, if ya ~dzzzzzzz~ feel what I'm sayin'.

OK you're off the hook....I find myself not feeling quite so mean, now that I've had lunch....Perhaps we could come up with a behavior mod program that isn't so painful. Maybe a ruler for those little fingers

[Spideyman]

OK you're off the hook....I find myself not feeling quite so mean, now that I've had lunch....Perhaps we could come up with a behavior mod program that isn't so painful. Maybe a ruler for those little fingers

That just brought back nightmares of Catholic school. My knuckles will never be the same!

[Becks19]

That just brought back nightmares of Catholic school. My knuckles will never be the same!

Spidey, That is exactly where I got it from.....I didn't attend personally, but my cousins did....whoa, the stories they told!!