Variations on a Theme

[blunthead]

When the medical examiner/delicatessen delivery boy arrived, he couldn't tell which one was the corpse.

[AndyDufresne]

The turkey sat stolidly beside the medical examiner, both waiting patiently for a corpse sandwich.

[ElanaVital]

The sandwich sat waiting for the medical examiner to make a patient corpse....

Ok, I have no clue what I'm typing here.

[KarenM]

He stood over the dead turkey and looked at his watch. "God, I could use a sandwich," he thought.

[Canis]

He sat stolidly beside the turkey, waiting for the medical examiner as patiently as a man waiting for a corpse sandwich.

[Lily Sawyer]

An orange because it has no sleeves.

(I'll show myself out.)