Things the Characters from Shawshank Redemption Would Never Say:

[Dances_in_Underwear]

This should be fun. try to think of some things that the characters from the Shawshank Redemption would never say. I'll get the ball rolling:

1. Warden Norton: "I've seen the error of my ways, I'll change from now on."
2. Officer Hadley (when the 'new fish' starts crying): "You seem sad, do you want to talk about it over some hot cocoa?"
3. Red: "Rita Heyworth? I can't help you there. What do I look like? A Sears catalog?"
4. Andy: "Yup. I killed her"
5. Bogs: "Sorry, I'm not gay."

Haha, I'm cracking up already. Now I'm curious to what you guys can come up with.

[GNTLGNT]

1. Andy: "Enron, invest in Enron-you won't be sorry..."
2. Red: "Smoking is bad for you..."
3. Warden: "Ice cream for everyone!"
4. Bogs: "I will too respect you in the morning!"
5. Brooks: "How about a lovely video-game? To hell with the books!"
6. Hadley: C'mere ya big lug-you just need a gentle hug!"

[Dances_in_Underwear]

Here's some more, and keep in mind, it doesn't have to be just the characters I listed above.

Heywood: "Hank Williams? I HATE that guy! I'd much prefer to listen to rap music."
Red: "Hope is a wonderful thing"

Keep them coming!

[Dances_in_Underwear]

Huh, I thought this thread would be a riot. I guess I thought wrong *sad face*

[GNTLGNT]

It IS funny luv, just not enough takers...though I appreciated the heck out of it...

[wally wonder]

1. warden norton: i should have been a farmer. my momma wanted me to be a farmer.
2. andy: red, can you get me a big poster of the village people? not a little one, but a biggun... and one of those indian chief war bonnets?
3. red: you bet, andy, and how bout one of george w, too (thinking, i could eat you up!)
4. hadley and mert: (about andy) what are they gonna say about him? what are they gonna say? that he was a kind man? that he was a wise man? that he had plans, man? that he had wisdom? bullshit, man!
5: bogs: disneyland? fork, man, this is better than disneyland!

[Dances_in_Underwear]

3. Warden: "Ice cream for everyone!"

This one cracked me up so hard I couldn't breathe for a few minutes. Here's some more:

1. Andy: "How do you launder money? I haven't a clue."
2. Hadley: "I'm going to donate my brother's money to charity."
3. Warden: "I'm an atheist."

HERE'S one that's an image! Try to imagine, if you can, a home video of Byron Hadley. And he's cradling a kitty and singing to it and talking to it in baby talk like "Who's the cutest kitty in the whole world? You are! You are!"