
Originally Posted by
Bryan James
And then there came the sound of 7,000 wet and gurgling trumpets from men numbering 24. Pants were ripped, and walls were stuccoed.
They were from the West, with beards unshorn, and they hade made hale and hearty lunch at the Taco Bell on 7th Street, near that tattoo place.
The Beast recoiled from the assault of mangut brimstone blasts and returned to The Pit, because it was like the worst Dutch Oven ever.
And Lo! On the horizon a figure appeared wearing a halo.
"IT IS DONE," thundered the skies, and white coins began to fall from the skies.
"TAKE UNTO YOU THIS BLESSED THING AND ALL WILL BE WELL AND ALL WILL BE WELL FOREVER."
The 24 were dutiful, and they consumed the prescription strength antacid that fell from above, and all was well forever, at least until the next poker night, damn that Philly Cheesesteak sandwich with pepperoncinis.
The End
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In other words, religion is a great (or horrible) place to get ideas. Depends on the writer. And I hope God has a sense of humor.
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