Did I ever tell you the story about the bank drive through?

[Carrie Anne]

In the past, I always brought a book to the bank drive through. I like to read whenever I can grab a couple minutes to myself. Well, one day, I pulled in right next to the bank window, sent my stuff in the little tubey thing, and settled in to read a couple pages of Heart Shaped Box. Now, the bank teller could see what book I was reading through the window, and he decided to be truly evil, having read the book himself. If you read the book, you know that the ghost can speak through electrical devices, like the radio. Anyway, the teller grabbed the microphone, made static-y noises, and said in his creepiest voice, "I'm coming to get you...." Well, I screamed, jumped as much as someone can jump with a seat belt, and threw the book in the back seat. He, of course, was laughing so hard, he could hardly complete the bank transaction. I left the book in the backseat for about a week before I could bring myself to finish reading it.

Yeah, I don't read in the drive through any more.

[Moderator]

Great story. But the real question is do you still do your banking there?

[arista]

Good story...

[GNTLGNT]

That's when you pull around-walk inside, reach across the counter and bi**h slap the goofus with your bank book-all the while laughing hysterically, and shrieking "Here's a deposit for ya! Right up the side of ya melon you financial flunky!!!!"

[Carrie Anne]

That's when you pull around-walk inside, reach across the counter and bi**h slap the goofus with your bank book-all the while laughing hysterically, and shrieking "Here's a deposit for ya! Right up the side of ya melon you financial flunky!!!!"

Why didn't I think of that?