No Good

**hansel4150** · May 4th, 2010

So I called my boss this morning, demanding a "Mental Health' day. Well, it didn't go so well. Apparently only SK approves these. Just Kidding Ms.Mod, you deserve it =)

**catnoel** · May 4th, 2010

Hey at least you were honest!!! Next time call and say you have Captain Trips!!! I bet you get the day off!!

**guardianofthebeam** · May 5th, 2010

Originally Posted by catnoel

Next time call and say you have Captain Trips!!! I bet you get the day off!!

Or say you've been mauled by a Lobstrosity-that'll guarantee you a mental health day or 6

**GNTLGNT** · May 5th, 2010

In the future, just tell them as I do that your home has been over-run by a ravening pack of were-weasels, and you have to wait for the exterminator. When I try the old MH day dodge-my peoples just say-"there ain't enuff hours in the day you whack-job" and of course they mean that with all the love in their heart

**Srbo** · May 5th, 2010

You got me, Hansel, this time, you got me good.
When I saw the thread title I thought you were once again in a "great mood " about Blockade Billy.

Good job, good job, gotta get you back for this one somehow.

**Bryan James** · May 5th, 2010

"My scrotum has swollen to the size of a grapefruit. Do you want me to ice it down here in the office or at home?"

Make sure you fake a good waddle on the way out.

**bryras** · May 5th, 2010

I have been told that the easiest way to get out of work is to tell your boss you have explosive diarrhea. No discussion or arguments you just get to go home! I probably couldn't ever try this though. Too embarrassing!

**~Ally~** · May 5th, 2010

Originally Posted by bryras

I have been told that the easiest way to get out of work is to tell your boss you have explosive diarrhea. No discussion or arguments you just get to go home! I probably couldn't ever try this though. Too embarrassing!

I've used this excuse in work a few times.
Hey, I work in a hospital and you can't stay if you have this "complaint" in case you pass it on to the patients.
Works everytime. I have no shame.

**GNTLGNT** · May 5th, 2010

Eureka! That's it! Explosive stool, combined with a Technicolor yawn=Day off...

**psj77** · May 5th, 2010

Just tell your boss you spent yesterday evening reading Stephen King & couldn't sleep last night because you were too worried about what might be under your bed & in your closet so your going to take today to catch up on your sleep & then do some more reading.