Random things that made me chuckle

[GNTLGNT]

Hey everybody, I know there have been similar threads-but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery right? (That and I was too danged lazy to preface it any other way) Anyhoo, went on a short road-trip yesterday to visit some friends and we met them in a small town by the name of Strasburg, Ohio. While there, we passed a little drive-in restaurant specializing in "Authentic Mexican Cuisine". To that point, all was cool-then I looked at their sign-the name of the joint was "El Duckos" and their mascot is a cigar chomping duck! Now if that don't make your tastebuds get up and tango, I don't know what will. Secondly, we had to make a quick side-trip to a local variety store because we needed a couple of extra bottles for the revered grandbaby(may his drool always glisten). While the BB(blonde bombshell-my beautiful bride)was cruising looking for said bottles-I was checking out other shelves and came a cross a bottle labled-"Genuine IMITATION Bacon Bits"-is that anything like real artificial cheese? And lastly, but not leastly(leastly?)when we got to our restaurant(No, not EL Duckos)-there was a poster promoting an upcoming entertainer. This flat out slayed me, and I know dates me somewhat-but I was on the flipping floor after I read that this feller bills himself as the "Rich Little of Singers"! Nuff said! I can't make crap like this up.....

[boogerb53]

I don't know if Quizno's is a national or regional chain of sub shops, but for a while, their commercial featured a rat puppet singing in spanish and playing the guitar...now THAT make me want to eat at their establishment.

On a related note, for the local Little Ceasers pizza commercial, they had two not attractive young women cruising the parking lot in a convertible doing an extremely bad rap that included "Wen yer hongrey fo som peeza doan faget ta caaa, ha an reddy, ha an reddy."

Charming.....

[no bounce no play]

lol... GNTLGT makes me chuckle Does that mean he's a random thing?

There's a popular Chinese restaurant here named Big Wong that makes me giggle... I can't help it lol, sometimes I swear I'm like 8 years old lol. They don't have a mascot or logo on their sign... which is probably a good thing

[boogerb53]

Hehe...you said Big Wong....

[no bounce no play]

Hehe...you said Big Wong....

Yay! Boogerb refuses to grow up too!

[Bryan James]

Big Wong?

They must be related to the owners of "The House of Tang" near me.

[fushingfeef]

I always chuckle when someone rearranges the letters on message boards outside of storefronts and churches. I remember a nearby church had a sign that said "FREE ASS". I guess it used to say "class" but I'll never know for certain.

[GNTLGNT]

For God's sake! What is Wong with you people? You sicken me....

[Pucker]

I don't know if Quizno's is a national or regional chain of sub shops, but for a while, their commercial featured a rat puppet singing in spanish and playing the guitar...now THAT make me want to eat at their establishment.

Those Quiznos ads were hilarious. "WE GOT THE SUBS !"

You don't see this so much anymore, but when I was a kid -- before every filling station became a convenience store -- sometimes diners would have pumps out front and you would see this on the roadside: EAT AND GET GAS.

Oddly enough, the first time I ever remember seeing this was on Route 1 just north of Old Orchard Beach, ME.

[Suzana]

Those Quiznos ads were hilarious. "WE GOT THE SUBS !"

You don't see this so much anymore, but when I was a kid -- before every filling station became a convenience store -- sometimes diners would have pumps out front and you would see this on the roadside: EAT AND GET GAS.