I'm a fan of cheesy music.
I've just ironed my work uniforms and was putting the ironing board away when the door I was walking through rebounded and viciously attacked me. Seriously, and it was totally unprovoked! I now have a painful hip, with a slight skin abrasion and a nasty bruise already forming. If anybody heard my verbal reaction they'd think Gordon Ramsay was here filming an episode of the F~Word! Ouuuchh!