Favorite TV Quotes

[frisbee]

Ok, the movie thread is (and will continue to be) fun. Let's see how we do with TV. I'll start:

"No coke, Pepsi"

[no bounce no play]

lol frisbee... I loved those Olympia Cafe skits! Classic SNL is the best!

Here's a quote from Kids in the Hall...

"I am crushing your head!"

I guess, unless you've seen Kids in the Hall, that doesn't sound very funny but its hilarious! or at least I think so lol. If you'd like to see a short clip, google Headcrusher vs. Facepincher.

[Charms7]

Golden Girls

Dorothy trying to get her eighty-something mother's (Sophia) attention: Now listen here you dried up Sicilian gecko.

Dorothy: You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.

Dorothy: Hi, Ma. Where are you going?
Sophia: To the boardwalk. I like to watch the old guys rearrange themselves when they come out of the water.

Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?

[Dani~]

"I accept your apology."
Stephen Colbert

I've seen Kids in the hall! love the head pincher!

[Dani~]

crusher that is...

[frisbee]

"Let's be careful out there" - Sgt. Esterhaus

[frisbee]

"Be quiet, Dogbreath" Mick Belker (another Hill Street Blues quote)

[sam peebles]

Seinfeld

George Costanza, on Anger Management.

Jerry: You've got a bit of rage.
George: And now they want me to bottle it up! IT MAKES ME SO MAD!


The Simpsons

On winning the lottery.

Grandpa: I knew we wouldn't win.
Homer: Then why did you keep it a secret? Why didn't you tell the rest of us!

On bullying

Marge: Kids can be so mean sometimes...
Bart: We can? Thanks mom!

[frisbee]

"Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce." Maj. Frank Burns

[CorbinKale]

From a British comedy named "Coupling". VERY funny!

Nerdy guysitting next to the slutty lead female) "Don't worry, I won't bite."
Female: "Super, then I shan't snap your neck."

If any of you have seen the series, you'll also appreciate, "Oh, Jeffrey!"