Things That Make You Go "Ew..."

[Dances_in_Underwear]

What's the most unattractive thing your spouse or significant other has ever done in your prescense? I thought of this idea when I accidentally burped (pretty loudly) in front of my boyfriend and he said that it was gross. I told him, "It could be worse!" "Like how?" he asked. And I honestly couldn't think of anything.

So tell me your tales of burps, shaving legs in the sink, pulling hair out of something they cooked for you. Anything that they did that made you go "Ew..." Lol, this will be fun.

[SusanNorton]

Oh, Dances... you must be young, right?? If you can't think of anything more gross than a burp, or shaving legs in a sink, just wait until you've been married 15 years or longer.

One night, after I tucked my daughter in, I went to our bedroom. My husband said, "You wouldn't believe what came out of that thing on my stomach." I laughed so hard, and said, "Hmmmmm, you never said things like that to me on our first date..."

[bopropadop]

Not in front of this crowd...

[Becks19]

OK, I'll go first.... When my husband shaves, he prefers to use the larger mirror over the toilet vs the one that hangs over the sink; hence he drops all those bristly hairs all over the back of the toilet and the seat. Which leaves me to clean it every day.....and yes it's ew with all the hair stuck to it.

[GNTLGNT]

Thank God my Blonde bombshell doesn't read my posts, coz my big a** would be in a sling for even replying to this postIt's not just one isolated event-but a few times over the years, she's come up to me and asked "Does this look infected?" Ye Gods-just because I'm a nurse doesn't mean I want to have to render an opinion like that..."No honey, it's fine. Now if you'll excuse me-I have to go wash my eyes out with turpentine."

[aahlyia72]

The absolute most disgusting thing I have ever known my husband to do (we are newly married) is occasionally spit in on the floor in the shower and not bother to effectivley clean it up. I'm talking about big,green disgusting blobs.
I have told him to not do that anymore. He has obliged.. thank God.
It is amazing what people do without thinking.

[Srbo]

I`m sorry, but what is it lately that we talk so much about that "gross and intimate " stuff?
Toilet paper polls, flatulance, urinating, now it`s burping, shaving, whatnot.
Why is that ?
You wanna hear some stories about puking too?
Or how about what we do in our bedrooms and what sick stuff ( to some people anyway) we might be doing there?

No offense, but I`m a bit confused...

[Carb-Orator]

Damn! I can't reply to this because the hubby is on here too! I can say though, not to spoil your fun- go ahead and get it all out- but having just celebrated 25 years, a lot of OVERLOOKING makes for a good, long lasting partnership! If you can't burp or fart in front of your boyfriend or spouse, then you have a lot of pent up suffering ahead of you (I've seen this with my parents and yes- I burp in front of my dad even though he doesn't like it- deal with it!!) I actually burp abruptly just to turn people off that are irritating me. It usually works! The people that I like to be around, it doesn't bother. Be around people that accept you for who you are and if they love you, they will take you no matter what you do. We all do gross things that bug the ape-sh** out of our partners.
Having said that, carry on.... I'll have fun reading this thread!

[PatInTheHat]

Not in front of this crowd...

Why whatever do you mean...well, I'm sure I don't know?
(now just out of curiosity you understand, I may just have to hang here a while)


Oh yeah, okay...
I once caught an old girlfriend eat a booger.....yeah, I know!
I think she thought she was very being sneaky...that slicker than snot move she used, looked waayyy too practiced...you know, for it to have been a sudden uncontrollable impulse or some primitive hunger pang thang...I guess she picked what she considered a winner.

[fushingfeef]

I have some truly disgusting stories that I'll keep to myself. No sense sharing the pain.