The 28th Annual SKMB Worst Simile Competition

[Bryan James]

RULES AND PRIZES: Ain't no prizes or rules...just floor us with your worst (or best) similes.

PARTICIPANTS: Anyone with an IQ of 2 or above.

SAMPLE: I was as lonely as a forgotten pair of underwear filled with rancid conch chowder at sunrise.

[Doc Wilson]

harder than chinese arithmetic
too poor to pay attention,
cooler than the other side of the pillow
happy as a puppy with two peters.

[bopropadop]

My grandfather's old favorite...

I'm busier than a one-legged man in an a$$ kicking contest.

[bopropadop]

Busier than a one-armed man hanging wallpaper.

[bopropadop]

Went through me faster than a greased up goose.

er... maybe that should be in the Blockage Billy thread...

[frisbee]

"It was as flat as a slow squirrel on I95" - Terry Bradshaw It's Only A Game

[~Ally~]

PARTICIPANTS: Anyone with an IQ of 2 or above.

That rules me out then!
Jeez I just can't get a break lately.

[frisbee]

I'm busier than a one legged man in a butt-kicking contest.....

[Bryan James]

As friendly as a forgotten pancreas on a paved Texas backroad in July.

[LadyPain]

Up and down more often than a hooker's panties on nickel day....