New Harry Potter Spells

[Bryan James]

Come up with some of your own. I'll start:

Erectus Pudendum--Magical Viagra. 'Nuff said.

Vagino Inflammarius--Summon Lindsay Lohan

Umberto Eco--Confuse everyone with your superior intellect

Rejecto Bowellium--Teleport two heads of boiled cabbage (heavy on the vinegar) and five pints of Guinness into your opponent's intestines.

Intelligencio Vamoose--Transform into a politician

Hairy Pooter--The recently discovered Fourth Forbidden spell. Causes an enemy to rent a REALLY wrong movie for their kid's sleepover party!

[GGBaby]

Boogiero Eruptus - Makes enemies boogers explode in their noses.

Toe-tallus Tingla-tiedem - Causes toes to be tied together; try to walk...then fall.

Complexiosa Exitus - Gets rid of acne.

Gaseous Clay Crunch - Total knock-out due to gas blast.

[GGBaby]

Cartomy Coocata Coo - Shopping carts go crazy and spin circles (intended to ding and dent the cars of creeps who steal spaces or take up two).

Brangel-Enufastuf! - Removes all media hype of Brad and Angelina from all eyes and ears.

Rah-Rah-Oo-La-La - Causes extreme flexibility for adult situations.