Haiku Relating Stephen King

[michal]

I always thought Haikus were great - saying as much as possible in very few words. One of my favorite Haiku ever sums it up:
"The only problem
With Haiku is the you just
Get Started and Then..."

And now, if you like, I'd want to hear your King-related-Haiku which can be funny, sad or inspiring - whatever works for you. They need to be 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllable, and it is also common to put nature-related description, although, to quote Grease (yes. I am a girl): "The rules are, they're ain't no rules", so just go with whatever feels right.

I'll start off:

I went to Derry
The circus was in town but
Some clowns have big teeth

And another one:

Night. Wind is blowing.
Sometime even Gunslingers
Doubt the Dark Tower

Pleeeeeeease join in. Don't let me sit here all by myself, speaking to no one...

[Spideyman]

Not sure is totally correct.....


Sai, a wordslinger.
Books, comics, movies, online.
We, constant readers.

[Damaris]

I love haiku, too. It'll be at least the two of us sitting here looking sheepish.

monsters stalk the mist
and wake different monsters
in their human prey

and obliquely,

the windmill turns, creaks
speaks of a world moved on
and those left behind

[Bryan James]

I love the son, Jake.
I cannot take him with me.
Not this time around.

[Doc Wilson]

The end of the world.
A plague upon all houses.
The few left behind.

[hossenpepper]

In reference to SK himself:
A common man, he
His words find the truest mark
To us, he gives gifts

And for Sai King's latest masterpice, UtD:
The dome made them choose
To be blind or see the truth
Those who listened lived

[PatInTheHat]

I felt all oogy
Smoochin' a gal named Carrie
Cujo loves his snacks

[Charms7]

All constant readers
Show courage beyond constraints
Long live our Tet-Mates

[Dances_in_Underwear]

OMG that one relating to IT was so funny! I'm not sure if it meant to be funny, but I laughed. Keep them coming!

[Doc Wilson]

The Territories,
Sweet air, stout hearts, vivid land.
We cry for the Wolf.