OMG! My panties just fell off!

[Sigmund]

Ladies, you have a weekday off and decide to go the mall. You get there just as they unlock the doors. There are a few people scattered around the mall and you window shop. You stop and feel something strange. You look down and to your horror see your panties around your ankles (You are wearing a dress/skirt) What do you do?
Gentlemen: You are with your wife (girlfriend, sister, mother) and the above happens. What would you do?

[mstay]

Just dig me a hole because I'd be dead from embarrassment.

[RandomMan]

If it were a good looking woman, I would offer my assistance....If it were someone I was with, I would LMAO!!!!

Just curious...arent panties usually tight ??? This is why i suggest to all women...WEAR A THONG!!!!!! this will nto happen!

[mojomofo]

LMAO- I surely hope this didn't happen to you!

I would do whatever attracted the least attention- and if that means stepping out of the drawers and stuffing them in my pocket, then that is what I would do. That is probably what I would do, I can't see myself hiking them back up. If my husband was with me, he would probably be laughing way to hard to actually be any help, so...

And I would make it a point to get a better fitting set of panties!

[smunchkin]

Turn beat red and yank my panties up as quick as possible. After that turn tail and run for the nearest underwear store so i can get panties that dont fall off or run for the car and get the heck out of dodge depending on how brave i am that day

[Bryan James]

I would be immediately and adeptly putting them on my head like a silky lime-green hat, and I would begin talking with my Indian dialect as I now am doing. And acting completely normal. While giving the crazy devil eyes to anyone who seems offended.

[~Ally~]

Umm, I would pick them up and discard them in the trash. Obviously there's no point trying to pull them back up. If they fell down once, they will do again. Then I would go into the nearest store and buy a new pair that actually fit.

Walking around panty~less for the whole shopping trip would be a big no no for me. I've had panties start to fall down before and have always felt this happening so I don't believe it would get to the stage where I would actually be shocked enough to suddenly discover them around my ankles. I certainly wouldn't be bothered by this happening though. I wear skirts/dresses most of the time and have tucked my skirt into my panties a few times...but they're no doubt tales for a different thread.

[hipmamajen]

My mom and sister HATE to go places with me because I never get embarrassed by anything. So, probably I would laugh really loud, look around to see if anyone noticed, and pull them up.

Then I'd use my phone to post "Oh My Heck, My underwear just fell off in the mall!!!!!!" as my status on my Facebook account. Then I'd spend the rest of the day wishing I'd thought to use my phone to take a photo of my undies on the floor so I could post that, too, but I would console myself with the thought that it was probably for the best that I didn't.

Plus, I think I'd keep singing, "Undies on the floor, undies on the floor, looking like a fool with my undies on the floor!" to anyone who would listen!

Why, did this happen to you? What did/would you do?

[freud1977]

Ladies, you have a weekday off and decide to go the mall. You get there just as they unlock the doors. There are a few people scattered around the mall and you window shop. You stop and feel something strange. You look down and to your horror see your panties around your ankles (You are wearing a dress/skirt) What do you do?
Gentlemen: You are with your wife (girlfriend, sister, mother) and the above happens. What would you do?

What color were they?
No, seriously, this happens to me all the time with strangers. I just slowly and gently help to put them back.

[Mary Strickland]

My mother once covered this subject. She said to kick said garment out of the way and keep walking. It can't get worse than that. That is maybe, the only good advice she gave me.