Lone Eagles Nest. Kittens Welcome.

[Lone Eagle]

Me and woofie are getting hungry. Hee hee hee.
Seriously folks, I will edit this post for a long time to come as I feather my nest. Be nice to see the new pictures (feathers in the wind) instantantaly.
But I can live here quite comfortably. Maybe I should give you some LoneEagleisms so you can get the feel for me right away.

If it's hard, you're doing it wrong. (Not wrong, for there is no such thing, but there is one right way. For anything you do, there is an easier way. Like when I tried to take a bath in my tub I'm building. It's only 3" deep so far. I asked God how to take a full bath in my tub. Tarp popped into my head. Ok. tarped it and started it filling. Went back to posting. Five minutes later I have water lapping at my feet in the bedroom. Oh MY GOD! It's a flood! Oh My God, What do I do now. "God laughs heartily and says "Dam the Damn Jamb and fill the whole bathroom. So I starting doing that till I realized it would be the last straw for my poor wife. Then I remembered, I already built a room in the house exactly to those specifications. For my Jenday Conures. A waterproof room, but unfortunately not soundproof. With water proof walls, plumbing drains fans lights emergency backup drains the whole nine yards. Make a great isolation room. But how do I explain that to my wife.

[Moderator]

okey dokey....

[bookingalong]

Me and woofie are getting hungry. Hee hee hee.
Seriously folks, I will edit this post for a long time to come as I feather my nest. Be nice to see the new pictures (feathers in the wind) instantantaly.
But I can live here quite comfortably. Maybe I should give you some LoneEagleisms so you can get the feel for me right away.

If it's hard, you're doing it wrong. (Not wrong, for there is no such thing, but there is one right way. For anything you do, there is an easier way. Like when I tried to take a bath in my tub I'm building. It's only 3" deep so far. I asked God how to take a full bath in my tub. Tarp popped into my head. Ok. tarped it and started it filling. Went back to posting. Five minutes later I have water lapping at my feet in the bedroom. Oh MY GOD! It's a flood! Oh My God, What do I do now. "God laughs heartily and says "Dam the Damn Jamb and fill the whole bathroom. So I starting doing that till I realized it would be the last straw for my poor wife. Then I remembered, I already built a room in the house exactly to those specifications. For my Jenday Conures. A waterproof room, but unfortunately not soundproof. With water proof walls, plumbing drains fans lights emergency backup drains the whole nine yards. Make a great isolation room. But how do I explain that to my wife.

OMG Huh?

[Bryan James]

Frank Zappa rides a horse into a bar. He asks for a beer.

"I'm sorry, we only have beer," says the barkeeper.

"Ok, I'll just have water," says the horse.

[aptpupil]

You're not like normal people, are you, Lone Eagle?

[Charms7]

Is it really safe to sniff locker room sneakers?

[rose key]

....okay the "isolation room" part is really freakin me out. Why do you have an isolation room? With drains and back-up drains?

[Bryan James]

....okay the "isolation room" drains?

I think we took care of that in October.

[sam peebles]

This was probably the most terrifying post I have ever read on this site.

[Lone Eagle]

Ok, let's just start from the top.
Hallarla? Anyway, You hit the nail on the head.
Bryan James. Better look into your flaming problem. This has been the cause of many cases of spontaneous human combustion, especially in The Presence of The Lord-Eric Clapton and my feel for you.
Apt Pupil Normal? I am so far from normal that I don't even reside on this planet. I'm a Rocket Man. (awaiting your reply, but I already have the answers.)
Chams7 Only if you can get someone else to do the sniffing.
Rose Key It's not an isolation room. I originally built it for my conures to try to keep the noise down. All the room was specifically designed for the birds. Just happen to meet my specifications too.
Bryan again. Your ears are starting to look a little red. May you should use sunscreen on your eyes when you look into the Eyes of the Son. "But mama, that's where the fun is."