Emperor of These Stephen King.com Message Boards

[Nero]

At the peremptory request and desire of a large majority of the citizens of these Message Boards, I, Nero I, formerly of Other Worlds Than These, and now for the last several odd years of SK.com Message Boards,declare and proclaim myself Emperor of these SKMB and in virtue of the authority thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different Boards to assemble in Chattery Teeth, of this Board, on the 19th day of Sept. next, then and there to make such alterations in the existing laws of the Boards as may ameliorate the evils under which the Posters are laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integrity.

NERO I, Emperor of the Stephen King.com Message Boards.

(applications for staff and cabinet are currently being accepted)

[Moderator]

Party on, dude but it's going to be a lonely get-together. You do realize the Board's closed on the 19th, right?

[Nero]

Party on, dude but it's going to be a lonely get-together. You do realize the Board's closed on the 19th, right?

/facepalm

[Nero]

do hereby order and direct the representatives of the different Boards to assemble in Chattery Teeth, of this Board, on the 19th day of Sept.* next,

*Date and location subject to change.

[~Ally~]

Why Sire I cannot believe you have chosen to make me your Queen...oops did I let the cat out of the bag?

*PS...which personality in the attic wrote that one Nero?*

[rjt65]

I am ruler of all!!

Achmed never serves only will be served (wait a sec wife callingg --ohh kids home want this wait )

Ok I am back as I was saying

I rule all! bwahahahahahahahaha

[Moderator]

All hail Emperor Nero, Legend in his own mind!

[sam peebles]

It's official. Nero is emperor. And God help us all.

[~Ally~]

All hail Emperor Nero, Legend in his own mind!

I seriously have not laughed as much today as I have at this post.
I knew it was coming up but I didn't realise quite how deranged it would be. Classic!

[JackTheRipper]

Since this is going smooth so far, I would like to brag () that I gave Nero the idea by mentioning Emperor Norton I of the United States