Lobstrosities

[if-so-Grrl]

Seems that lobsters don't age, aren't subject to disease, and have only been observed to die of outside causes. Given a safe place and enough food, they just keep growing... according to this article, there could be a 100- or 200-pound lobster out in the ocean somewhere...

[Sepia and Dust]

Seems that lobsters don't age, aren't subject to disease, and have only been observed to die of outside causes. Given a safe place and enough food, they just keep growing... according to this article, there could be a 100- or 200-pound lobster out in the ocean somewhere...

They also tend to grow more fertile with age, instead of less....

[gardengirl]

Well, that pretty much finishes swimming in the ocean for me...

[Sepia and Dust]

Well, that pretty much finishes swimming in the ocean for me...

Don't be silly--you have a greater chance of getting killed with a hammer than by a lobster....

[doowopgirl]

As scary as that sounds, they are still delicous

[gardengirl]

Don't be silly--you have a greater chance of getting killed with a hammer than by a lobster....

Hammers won't nip at my toes either...

[Sepia and Dust]

Hammers won't nip at my toes either...

'Less'n ya got hammertoes!

[nate_watkins]

Well, that pretty much finishes swimming in the ocean for me...

Good thing you live in Wisconsin.

[Sepia and Dust]

Well, that pretty much finishes swimming in the ocean for me...

Good thing you live in Wisconsin.

: snort :

[not_nadine]

'Less'n ya got hammertoes!

Gosh I must be tired.

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I read that as "Cameltoes"

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