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    Default Six truths of life

    1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.

    2. All Puppies, after reading the first truth will try it!

    3. And discover that the first truth is a lie!

    4. You are smiling now because you are a Puppy!

    5. You soon will forward this to another Puppy!

    6. There is still a stupid smile on your face!!!

    Sorry about this, its because i'm a Puppy too and i needed company!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Six truths of life

    I believe the first truth in life is that you cannot lick your own elbow, and then the rest continues on the same note. In the newspaper I saw it in the following month brought the correction: Most people cannot lick their own elbows and please, those of you who can, stop sending us pictures of you doing so!

    But anything that gets a smile on people's face -especially on Mondays, is worth saying.

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    Default Re: Six truths of life

    You forgot the seventh truth of life around here.

    If a puppy is sufficiently bored, and has adequate time on her hands, then she will eventually dream up a ridiculous thread-opener!

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    Default Re: Six truths of life

    i always fall for these. but at least it made me smile XD

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    Default Re: Six truths of life

    Quote Originally Posted by michal View Post
    I believe the first truth in life is that you cannot lick your own elbow, and then the rest continues on the same note. In the newspaper I saw it in the following month brought the correction: Most people cannot lick their own elbows and please, those of you who can, stop sending us pictures of you doing so!

    But anything that gets a smile on people's face -especially on Mondays, is worth saying.

    My sister can lick her elbow... I don't know how she does it but she does.

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